Sophomore year:Junior year:
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet